Songs
You've all heard that there are plans to make The Lord of the Rings: The Musical, but who would have thought that we'd have the idea first...
The following are a few little gems which we've thought up in the past year or so...
Away in a Pocket Away in a pocket The following songs are supposed to be sung to the tune of Twelve Days of Christmas, also the Twelve Funny Yarns makes more sense if you watch the cast commentary The Twelve Funny Yarns In the first funny yarn The Twelve Tales of Middle-earth In the first tale of Middle-earth Have you got a little Middle-earth song you'd like us to add to our collection?
(to the tune of Away in a Manger)
No room for a chain,
The little Gold Ring's on the move once again.
The Nazgūl are screaming, the Ring takes control,
And poor little Frodo is leaving his hole.
Sam
I love you Mister Frodo,
You don't need to cry.
I'll stay by your side,
Until Sauron is nigh.
Frodo
Be near me dear Sam,
I ask thee to stay.
Close by me forever,
And love me I pray.
Fellowship
Bless all the dear Hobbits
In our tender care,
And take them to Mordor
We'll follow them there.
Tolkien gave us all A Trilogy to Rule All
In the second funny yarn
Pippin gave himself Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the third funny yarn
The Maidens gave us just Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the fourth funny yarn
The Boys gave to us Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the fifth funny yarn
New Line put in Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the sixth funny yarn
Boromir mentioned Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the seventh funny yarn
Gollum took us on Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the eighth funny yarn
Legolas showed us Eight Elven Expressions
Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the ninth funny yarn
Tall Paul provided Nine Scale Stand-ins
Eight Elven Expressions
Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the tenth funny yarn
Gimli let us watch Ten Mountains Scaled
Nine Scale Stand-ins
Eight Elven Expressions
Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the eleventh funny yarn
Gandalf gave to us Eleven Exciting Escapes
Ten Mountains Scaled
Nine Scale Stand-ins
Eight Elven Expressions
Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
In the twelfth funny yarn
Peter Jackson gave to us Twelve Hours of Movie Fun
Eleven Exciting Escapes
Ten Mountains Scaled
Nine Scale Stand-ins
Eight Elven Expressions
Seven Treacherous Paths
Six 'Sharpe' Shards
Five Years Work
Four Hopeless Hobbits
Three Lead Females
Two Wet Legs
And A Trilogy to Rule All
Frodo gave to me The One Ring to rule them all
In the second tale of Middle-earth
Maia gave to them Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the third tale of Middle-earth
Ilūvatar gave to all Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the fourth tale of Middle-earth
Bilbo gave to us Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the fifth tale of Middle-earth
Sauron created Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the sixth tale of Middle-earth
Strider used to kill Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the seventh tale of Middle-earth
Wormtongue threw away Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the eighth tale of Middle-earth
The Elves gave to them Eight Blades a-ringing
Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the ninth tale of Middle-earth
The Witch-King gave to him Nine Evil Nazgūl
Eight Blades a-ringing
Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the tenth tale of Middle-earth
Saruman bred to find Ten Orcs a-hunting
Nine Evil Nazgūl
Eight Blades a-ringing
Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the eleventh tale of Middle-earth
Elrond gave to all Eleven Elves a-slaying
Ten Orcs a-hunting
Nine Evil Nazgūl
Eight Blades a-ringing
Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
In the twelfth tale of Middle-earth
Tolkien gave to us Twelve Distant Regions
Eleven Elves a-slaying
Ten Orcs a-hunting
Nine Evil Nazgūl
Eight Blades a-ringing
Seven Seeing Stones
Six Shards of Narzil
Five Deadly Towers
Four Harassed Hobbits
Three Free Races
Two Wizards Fighting
And The One Ring to rule them all
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