Robyn
"Dar! I have monkey nuts!"
IMPORTANT DETAILS
Name: Robyn Blake
Age: 16
Elvish Name: Alamdothiel
Elvish Age: 2,057
Date of Birth: 03/10/86
Origin: England
Where you would most like to live: Rivendell
Where you would most like to live that's not in
Middle-earth: New Zealand
HOW MANY...?
How many of the following do you own?
Copies of the Lord of the Rings: Two
Copies of the Hobbit: Two
Number of times you saw The Lord of the Rings, The Fellowship of the Ring in the cinema: Two
Number of times you saw The Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers in the cinema: Four
Number of copies of the DVD you own (give details): Two (normal + extended)
Copies of books about the Lord of the Rings film trilogy (give details): seven (2 dictionaries, 2 artwork books [fotr, tt], book on fellowship, two books on two towers.
Number of models of characters from the Lord of the
Rings (give details): Four (Gandalf, Legolas, Aragorn, Frodo)
Number of Lord of the Rings posters: Five
Number of Lord of the Rings stickers: at least 150!
Other Lord of the Rings stuff (give numbers and details): The One Ring, promotional box.
FAVOURITES
Favourite Lord of the Rings quote (from book): “Clear liquid, pale golden in colour” Fellowship, Dar that annoys me so!
Favourite Lord of the Rings quote (from film): “Shall I describe it for you, or shall I get you a box” Two Towers, Legolas
Favourite Lord of the Rings male character (from book): Aragorn
Favourite Lord of the Rings male character (from film): Legolas
Favourite Lord of the Rings female character (from book): Galadriel
Favourite Lord of the Rings female character (from film): Eowyn
Favourite Dodgy Quote (from book): “Sam you old ass” Frodo, Two Towers
Favourite Dodgy Quote (from film): “Toss me” Gimli to Aragorn, Two Towers
Favourite subject for debate: Why don’t you like Lord of the Rings?
Favourite page of site (guess which one will be your favourite): Mordor
Favourite place in Middle-earth: Rivendell
WHICH ONE?
Sam or Frodo: Frodo
Merry or Pippin: Merry….no Pippin…..Nah Merry, make it hard why don’t you!
Legolas or Gimli:???? No contest Legsy
Eowyn or Arwen: Eowyn (Arwen has too much poster space)
Aragorn or Eomer:???? Again no contest Aragorn
Boromir or Faramir: Arg! Um…Faramir
Gandalf or Saruman: Gandalf (Saroooooman’s fingers, creepy!)
Gollum or Bill: Bill, he has no publicity, and too much Sam
Sauron or The Ring: The Ring, it drives people craaaaaazy
PO-TA-TOES or nice crispy sausages: PO-TA-TOES (sausages stabbed Frodo)
Sting or Narsil: Narsil, ‘tis Sharpe
Galadriel or Celeborn: Um…Celeborn, puts up with Galadriel’s wandering ways, deserves to be favourite for once, he he!
Arathorn or Thranduil: Thranduil, gave us Legolas
Bag End or Crickhollow: Bag End
Hobbiton or Bree: Hobbition
Rivendell or Lothlorien: Rivendell
Fangorn or Mirkwood: Close, but Fangorn, Gandalf came back.
The Falls of Rauros or Emyn Muil: eh? Falls of Rauros (is that where Boromir went off)
Buckleberry Ferry or The Grey Boat: Buckleberry Ferry (was platinum, the size of a house)
Orthanc or Helms Deep: Helms Deep
Moria or the Glittering Caves: Glittering Caves, Moria sucks, bye bye Gandalf the Grey, sniff!
YEARBOOK (filled in by Caitlin)
Robyn is...
Most likely to say: Dar! I have monkey nuts!
Most likely to do: Spend three hours watching The Lord of the Rings then spend three hours watching it with the commentary on
Most likely to carry: The One Ring
Most likely to eat: Lembas!
Most likely to go to: New Zealand
Most likely to drink: A clear liquid pale golden in colour (a drink also known as Ame)
Least likely to say: Orlando Who?
Least likely to do: Miss a chance to see Orlando Bloom, The Lord of the Rings, go shopping (for Lord of the Rings stuff of course)
Least likely to carry: An Orc Appreciation Society Membership card
Least likely to eat: Stinkin' Maggoty Bread
Least likely to go to: School for fun
Least likely to drink: I don't think Robyn would ever turn down a 'drink'
I would vote Robyn mosy likely to... be instituationalisted for talking (and listening) to a small inanimate object, or be arrested for stalking Orlando Bloom
Write time here [21:44]
TALK ABOUT YOURSELF FOR FIVE MINUTES (do not stop, do
not pass go, do not collect 200 Gold Rings... oooh
Rings... My precious
Five minutes, okay. Um, what about? Oh, I quite like Lord of the Rings. Quite a good book and all, recommend it, maybe. I’m joking, ‘tis a great book/film/everything! Well I am a normal person really, haven’t done anything out of the ordinary except break my knee. I’m stuck already, that’s me really, ‘cept I have a mildly (understatement of the entire time of the universe) annoying brother, a mum and dad. Wow, still stuck.
…State of mind…State of mind…State of mind…State of mind…
Ah well back to Lord of the Rings, as you can see above I think its cool, however I think Caitlin knows more about it that I do. But our armies are massing in the North (partly south). Ah another thing I have known Caitlin for, like, nearly forever and vice versa. Is that mentally safe to do that? I didn’t think so!!!!! Legolas has to be my favourite in the film, wonder why? In the book it has to be Aragorn ‘cus he is so cool! Look at my grammar and spelling, how sucky is that, GCSEs soon and I can’t write a couple of paragraphs without bad SPAG! Ah well (Spelling Punctuation And Grammar, just in case u were wondering) I think that was five minutes, if not I’m sure people can add things here and there (oooh wrote that without looking, go me!)
Write time here [21:51] I did not spend more than 5 minutes above, only just 5, spent rest of time connecting to internet!