Arwen - You did not have the Pants you carry now
Aragorn - I know
Galadriel - Will you look into the Pants of Galadriel?
Frodo - What. Will. I. See?
Gandalf - What about Pants?
Elrond - Pants. Pants are weak
The Lord of the Pants
We'd like to thank Agarwean at Lord of the Ringer for this idea.
The Lord of the Pants is very simple and very funny. Basically what you do is take a quote from either the books or the films and substitute one word for the word PANTS. For example; What's it got in it's pantses, preciousss?.
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Arwen - You did not have the Pants you carry now
Aragorn - I know
Galadriel - Will you look into the Pants of Galadriel?
Frodo - What. Will. I. See?
Gandalf - What about Pants?
Elrond - Pants. Pants are weak
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GALADRIEL - I amar prestar aen
Han mathon ne nen
Han mathon ne chae
A han noston ned Pants
TRANSLATION - The world is changed, I feel it in the water, I feel it in the Earth, I smell it in the Pants
GOLLUM - My Pantsss
FRODO - You've been officially labelled a disturber of the Pants
BILBO - We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant relations!
GANDALF - And what about very old Pants
BLACK RIDER - Shire. Pants.
FRODO - Bilbo found it. In Gollum's Pants
SARUMAN - Your love of the halfling's Pants has clearly slowed your mind
MERRY - That was just a detour, a shortcut.
SAM - A shortcut to what?
PIPPIN - Pants!!!
ARWEN - It is mine to give to whom I will... like my Pants
LEGOLAS - Lembas! Elvish Pants. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man.
ARAGORN - I swore to protect you
FRODO - Can you protect me from your Pants
BOROMIR - I would have followed you. My Brother... My Captain... My Pants
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